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Everyone else thinks I'm gay, but I'm not.
About Me
- Louche
- London, United Kingdom
- Tall, slightly too well dressed and in command of some excellent brogues. I'm a fop, a dandy, a cad and a rake. Often tempted, rarely accused, never caught. When faced with trouble I always ask myself 'What would Flashman do?'
Previous witterings
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2008
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April
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- Let it Bleed, curfews and booze
- Text dating
- The Lure of Lunch
- Waiting
- Lovely boots and Mr Lyttleton
- Important lessions about hot tubs
- The dress code for hot tubs
- The Bolivian
- Almost live date cam
- Spring time in Soho with Spiderman
- If in doubt, ask the Internet
- Not being angry
- Foiled by feet
- The Gordian Knot
- Lobsters and wine, oh my!
- Glove Love
- Why bikes?
- Vaguely positive punching
- In bed with a beagle
- Beer and the wrong clothes.
- The Queue to go in
- Louche live at the BBC
- Spring and Jools Holland
- The fish knife of mercy
- Name a scary thing
- Phileas fogg and the over-developed sense of adven...
- Soho Village
- Watch love
- Civilisation Crash
- Chocolate, two watches and the long walk home
- Bravery
- Goodbye mountains
- It's time to mosy on
- Earning my boots.
- The end to a macho day
- Another strange object
- Louche solves your overdue baby issues
- It's not quite taking a dog for a walk...
- My local Mokka pot
- The final score, Fops 1 Mountains 0
- Erm
- Almost there!
- A record of my adventure
- Hurrah!
- Mountain Goat, being a
- Larks, phones and cybercafes
- A hard days, erm writin'
- Another day at the office
- What else should a guest have to hand?
- All mod cons
- Morning!
- Not a horse
- Do you speak Horse?
- Phase one complete
- Omens of travel
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*Wonders what the strangest thing you could find in el dormatorio; thinks it could be anything*
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