Spiderman, Spiderman,
Does whatever a spider can
Spins a web, any size,
Catches thieves just like flies
Look Out!
Here comes the Spiderman.
Yup, my next assignment is to spend an afternoon (next Thursday to be exact) jumping down the side of the old Shell Building on the Strand. It's not just abseiling, it's abseiling down a building in a Spiderman costume.
The chance of me ever doing any sort of serious reporting drifts ever further away, but I might be able to fight some crime while I'm there so it all balances out.
3 comments:
I'm going to go along and throw shit at you.
(Yes, I've been drinking)
Now that's the kind of exploit that ought to get you on TV. I always liked Spiderman. Like you (and unlike Batman) he was definitely not gay.
Watchwithmothers - Jolly good, can you bring some booze too?
Gorilla - As long as it doesn't get me killed I'm fine.
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