9am - Pitch ideas to newspapers, and a magazine.
10am - Bimble into work in Soho, I'm not officially in today so it's more of a social visit.
12am - Take someone out for lunch.
4pm - Wine tasting for a pilot radio show.
6pm - Drinks with old work colleagues.
7pm - Learning rude sign language off my favourite lesbians (some of whom are deaf).
8pm - Leaving do in a scary pub with lovely people.
3 comments:
You have favourites among your lesbians? I hope they don't get jealous.
Sir,
Leaving "do" in a scary pub, however lovely the people, seems a trifle extreme. Someone might tread upon it, or worse sit upon it and that could very well scare and scar themselves for a lifetime.
I believe Derek Jnr (mine own son) should be using you as a role model for so many reasons. Rest assuredness though that this propensity for leaving "do" in public houses isn't going to be one of them. If I did that in the Bedknobs & Broomsticks (our local Angela Lansbury-themed villagist pub) the community would take a great deal of umbrage.
Derek (Mr) Belm
Gorilla - The people in question are twins who are in to motorbikes. You can't argue with biker lesbian twins can you?
Derekbelm - Sir, you honour me.
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