Stand-up

Today is Terror's Eve. Not the sort of terror you get from Godzilla turning up or anything as wimpy as that. This is Terror's Eve because tomorrow I will be making my stand-up debut in a pub in London.

I've got some material, I'm not sure if it is five minutes worth. Or even if it is funny but I've said yes and various things that can't be undone have been done, like photographers booked.

So yes, if you'd like to see a chap stride about in a Velvet suit and make some slightly unusal remarks about dinosaurs then erm, comment with an email address and I'll send you the details.