Friday, June 06, 2008

Suspense and death


Today is going to be an exciting day. I'm waiting on two big bits of news. Yes, not one but two entirely different things. Both of which have the ability to considerably change my life, for the better I should add.

Although I'm trying not to think about them too much because if I do I'll probably give myself a heart attack or something. How lame would that be...

PHONE RINGS

Louche - "Hello?"

Chap - "Great news, they have said yes!"

Louche - "Huzzah, hurray, this is the best day ever. Urk. Heart. Stopped. Due. To. Excessive. Joy."

LOUCHE FALLS DOWN DEAD

Chap - "Hello? Louche? Are you there? Hello?"

FIN

5 comments:

Clair said...

Please don't die. We would all be BEREFT. And there aren't too many other destroyed girl-wranglers out there.

The Topiary Cow said...

Cow.Laughing.At.Funniest.Blog.Post.Ever.

Moo!

bigbouquet said...

Mr. Louche: The best motorbike ever is yours, with our compliments! Complete with full kit of top-line gear in your choice of spaceman silver or tough guy black.

Dearest Louche: I've thought it over. Do you think you could come move into the penthouse flat with me sometime next week if that's convenient? You are welcome to come on the weekend, but a bunch of the other girls are coming over for a smelly cooking class in my gourmet kitchen and I wasn't sure how you felt about delicious yet pungent cooking. I do hope you'll say yes, and, don't be silly about paying any rent. I'm thrilled that you'd even consider putting up with all my supermodel comings and goings. It's just nice to have someone keep an eye on the place, with its expensive furnishings and well-stocked liquor cabinet (oh, did I mention, help yourself and do feel free to have friends over anytime?)

Fingers crossed for good news.

Kopaylopa said...

Well???

-K

Louche said...

Clair - I'll do best

Cow - Glad you enjoyed it

BigBouquet - I've lived with models before, maybe super ones are more affiable but I'm not sure I would do it again.

K - I'll find out on Monday now.