Yes, after a fairly extensive course of drinking port last night while alternating between shivering and sweating I have been cured entirely, well mostly. I still feel a bit strange but that's probably due to drinking so much port last night. I wonder if they should list that as a side effect on the bottle.
Well since I'm feeling okay it's definitely time to go to a garden party, perhaps two. Now where did I put my pith helmet?
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Your research into the effects of alcohol is truly noble. I shall await the results of your garden party experiment with baited breath.
Port? Yuuuummmmmm.....
I hope the strange feeling you have isn't the kind of thing that leads to strange behaviour. The party could be embarrassing if it does. But I'm glad to hear that you've shaken off the flu. Verily booze conquers all.
Hoorah! And don't forget a good old Empire Sunset (three parts British sherry, one part hair oil, pepper) is a marvellous sharpener for a Sunday morning hangover. Cordially etc
Hangover? Pshaw!
Surefire remedy to avoid such? = Stay drunk!
Not that you are drunk, I'm sure. It was merely a suggestion for those with a less robust constitution.
Papercuts - I do it all in the name of science
DJ - Are you a fellow port lover?
Gorilla - I often behave strangely so I doubt anyone will notice.
Mrs Pouncer - My word that sounds like a powerful mix.
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