Saturday, June 28, 2008

Huzzah for Port! The miracle cure that heals all


Yes, after a fairly extensive course of drinking port last night while alternating between shivering and sweating I have been cured entirely, well mostly. I still feel a bit strange but that's probably due to drinking so much port last night. I wonder if they should list that as a side effect on the bottle.

Well since I'm feeling okay it's definitely time to go to a garden party, perhaps two. Now where did I put my pith helmet?

6 comments:

Papercuts said...

Your research into the effects of alcohol is truly noble. I shall await the results of your garden party experiment with baited breath.

DJ Kirkby said...

Port? Yuuuummmmmm.....

Gorilla Bananas said...

I hope the strange feeling you have isn't the kind of thing that leads to strange behaviour. The party could be embarrassing if it does. But I'm glad to hear that you've shaken off the flu. Verily booze conquers all.

Mrs Pouncer said...

Hoorah! And don't forget a good old Empire Sunset (three parts British sherry, one part hair oil, pepper) is a marvellous sharpener for a Sunday morning hangover. Cordially etc

Papercuts said...

Hangover? Pshaw!

Surefire remedy to avoid such? = Stay drunk!

Not that you are drunk, I'm sure. It was merely a suggestion for those with a less robust constitution.

Louche said...

Papercuts - I do it all in the name of science

DJ - Are you a fellow port lover?

Gorilla - I often behave strangely so I doubt anyone will notice.

Mrs Pouncer - My word that sounds like a powerful mix.