That was until I smashed up my toe. No more surfing for me today, and tomorrow I'm just going to have to tape it up in a boot and just grin past the pain when the photographer appears.
Which means tonight I'm on the prowl for a sexy nurse or some sort of spirit healer in a short skirt.
4 comments:
(Cow quickly ordering a French martini and donning a short skirt, from which odd bits of Topiary emerge)
Hang on Louche's toe! Topiary to the rescue!
Moo!
Bad luck! Doesn't one of the lady surfers know how to give first aid?
Perhaps, GB, lady surfers only give first aid to surf boards.
Moo!
Cow - That's exactly the right sort of attitude! Well done.
Gorilla - It was an excellent injury for breaking the ice with the ladies. I should try and get injured more often.
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