Monday, May 21, 2007

Wisdom of the pipes


T.P. Brought me a present at the weekend, a pipe. I don't smoke, and I won't ever smoke but the idea of chomping down on a pipe while writing something always seemed very appealing.

Anyway I have a pipe now, and I've already spent a large portion of the morning pretending to light it and posing by the mantelpiece.

My only concern is will filling it with bubble mix detract from the gravitas it gives me?

3 comments:

Clair said...

No, it will make you look playful and desirable. Filling it with tobacco will only make you look OLD.

Louche said...

How about dry ice? That would look mysterious and wise like Yoda.

Clair said...

That's the one!!