Saturday, January 31, 2009
World Economic Forum meets with Davros in Switzerland
The World Economic Forum has been discussing the global credit crisis with the leader of the Daleks. Davros is most famous for creating the murderous machines known as the Daleks but he is also a respected figure in the world of economics and finance.
"Davros isn't such a bad guy." Said a government spokesperson. "I mean he has made a few bad choices in his life but I think it's time to move on. He has a lot to offer us and after all he is no-where near as bad as Peter Mandelson and he is a lord now. Actually Lord Davros sounds rather good, we should make a note of this."
Rumours are circulating that Davros plans to create a race of machines to take over the banking sector and restore order but nothing has been confirmed. Davros declined to comment but released the following statement.
THE. ECONOMY. IS. FUCKED. ALL. BANKERS. MUST. DIE. YOU. WILL. OBEY.