The Times revealed today that several Labour Peers were working for the Dark Lord himself. Suspicious were first raised when The Times realised that there was a Lord Snape, a name long associated with evil magic.
A complicated sting operation was organised where two journalists posing as goblins asked Lord Snape if he liked eating kittens and punching orphans. Lord Snape and his associate Lord Evil Von Bad agreed and then went on to say that yesterday they smashed a couple of windows on the way to the House of Lords, totally smoked on the bus and then ate a unicorn
When the Times printed the story Lord Snape and Lord Taylor denied the allegations and went on to say
"The statements were taken entirely out of context, we didn't sign nothing. Oh and I wasn't even there. Innit Blud"
These allegations come in the wake of previous scandals of corruption that have dogged the Labour Government in recent months. Only just before Christmas a minor party member was revealed to be a Manticore and in August of last year The chief whip was forced to resign when The Daily Mail found evidence of him raising an army of the undead to mass vote in local elections.
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