Friday, July 18, 2008

Glass of poison anyone?


I don't have many limits of things I'll do for work, being a freelancer rather changes your perception of what you will do for cash because if you are too picky you don't eat.

Anyway, I was offered 'work' but this 'work' would involve drinking poison, yes actual poison. I didn't realise I had limits, but I do who would have thought eh?

6 comments:

Gorilla Bananas said...

I hope it's the sort of poison that gives you a wacky hallucinogenic experience. Otherwise, I'd be asking for a lot of money.

The Topiary Cow said...

Dearie me...

Cow thinking there ARE limits....

urp.

Moo!

Anonymous said...

Maybe you could just try that sushi fish that might kill you if not prepared properly....

Kopaylopa said...

Did you suggest waterboarding as an alternative? At least that has no lasting affects (so they say).

-K

Anonymous said...

Christopher Hitchens already did the waterboarding thing for Vanity Fair.

Louche said...

Gorilla - No just the nasty sort.

Cow - yes there are

Bigbouquet - To be honest, I'm not that tempted by any form of poisoning.

Kopaylopa - A great idea, shame it's already been done.