Ah the GQ awards rumble around again and surprisingly people give a damn. It's a strange old world where the editor of GQ, Dylan Jones, is the only person who makes David Cameron look cool in comparison. GQ is a magazine that has completely and utterly jumped the shark and so in the spirit of that I've decided to announce my own awards to provide some balance.
The Dylan Jones Award for unpopularity while being in charge of something
Gordon Brown
The award for 'style icon' that no-one really wants to look like
Some chap a band where they wear really tight trousers
The Rolling Stones award for still being alive to the point when most people suspect Necromancy.
William Shatner
The Louche award for starting a list of things and then realising it's not quite as funny as you thought and that you really should be writing something a bit more productive, or failing that about motorbikes.
Me
No comments:
Post a Comment