Monday, April 02, 2007

Eating Onions


Why is it that girls want to talk at house parties? It has happened to me a few times where after a few drinks while the party is in full swing girls want to talk about their feelings or at least allude towards them.

I don’t know why they think this is a good time for such a conversation; party time is it’s for talking about the first names of dictators or seeing who can eat can fit the most cocktail onion’s in their mouth and still sing a recognisable pop song.

It’s hard to talk about emotions when you have a reached the quarter finals of a heated contest like that and your competitor is trying do an imitation of that song by the Crash Test Dummies (which as any competitive snack singer will know is outlawed because it is too easy).

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