Well my first day of being unemployed went very well. I sat on a park bench for a bit and then in the evening I got extremely drunk, just like a proper vagrant.
Admittedly I got drunk in a pub with my chums, and the park bench was on the Heath after a run, but I'm sure I'll be swilling special brew and starting fights with bins in no time at all.
In lady news the Peruvian has asked me to go to a party with her which presents an interesting problem. What the dickens will I tell people when they ask what I do?
1 comment:
Aren't you writing a book? ;)
-K
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