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Everyone else thinks I'm gay, but I'm not.
About Me
- Louche
- London, United Kingdom
- Tall, slightly too well dressed and in command of some excellent brogues. I'm a fop, a dandy, a cad and a rake. Often tempted, rarely accused, never caught. When faced with trouble I always ask myself 'What would Flashman do?'
Previous witterings
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2007
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February
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- The Troubadour
- Emails of the dead
- Bike
- I'm off
- Warning, this will be a sad post
- The Feminist
- French Martini, the return
- The magic of eyeliner
- Blasted devices
- The Year of the Pig
- Back from the woods
- If you go down to the woods today
- Oh but she did...
- Why?
- Late-date
- Lovely things
- Slow day
- Other people's jobs
- Snow (reprise)
- 'I'll bite your tits off'
- Oops
- I'm broken
- The story of shoes
- Feeling fruity
- Valentines Day
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February
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