I'm going to go to the woods today, proper woods. Woods outside zone 2 where men can be men and run around with twigs. I'm going to spend all day charging around trees and bushes eating fresh fruit and stuff.
It's going to be marvellous, sort like the male version of going to a health spar. Any mud on the face will be just because I fell over in a muddly place.
Right I have to find my tweeds now. Where did I bally well put the blighted things?
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