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Everyone else thinks I'm gay, but I'm not.
About Me
- Louche
- London, United Kingdom
- Tall, slightly too well dressed and in command of some excellent brogues. I'm a fop, a dandy, a cad and a rake. Often tempted, rarely accused, never caught. When faced with trouble I always ask myself 'What would Flashman do?'
Previous witterings
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2006
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July
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- I'm no well.
- This one is mostly about girls.
- The weekend; in two parts.
- Nothing? Nothing tra-la-la
- Hot.
- Working from home.
- My weekend, in pictures
- I've done it again
- Thank heavens for female friends.
- True to form
- A night of changes
- Just in the mind...
- A very bad idea.
- Well.
- Sunday, day of events, plus a bit of Monday.
- Saturdays are nice too
- A summer's day
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July
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6 comments:
That is ace. I am going to steal that idea.
aaaaawwwwwwwwww.
-K
Why did Tli (which stands for?) invite you around to hers only to be odd with you?!? That girl makes no sense... not even to other girls!
How on earth did you 'mong' your foot? Shall I post you an Ice pack?
RB - As long as you give me credit, fine.
K & TLSD - I have absolutely no idea why she is acting this way. Needless to say the finest female minds I know are working on solving it.
tlsd - I would put some sterling on it that 'tli' stands for The Love Interest.
Betcha.
PS - Louche, I would not dream of stealing without appropriate referencing.
i am so gonna steal this too... champion idea
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