I'm not gay, but sometimes I'm Doris Day.

I'm in a friendship at the moment, I say friendship like relationship without the naughtiness. We spend quality time together, speak a lot on the phone but it's just friends and that is what it shall be.

When this was first put to me I was not amused, I was in rather a state of undress (Although I should point the woman had disrobed far more then me) and things had been appearing to head towards something. She said that she would much rather have me around as a friend than has a boyfriend which tend to only have a limited shelf-life. Once the pheromone fueled fug had dissipated I have to agree with her. Girlfriends don't tend to hang around for long but female friends are around for the distance.

So here I am, spending most weekends with a friend having quality and jolly nice it is too. I even got a bit of a telling off for stumbling back late from the pub. It was just like being in a relationship. I'll be forgetting significant dates next.