Sunday, December 31, 2006

Oh and before I forget

I heard two great things last night.

1)There is a scientifically proven relationship between short trousers and schizophrenia, fear the man in poorly sized trousers.

2)I got talking to a Doctor who had been in A&E earlier that evening with a lady who tried to kill herself with a syringe used for goats filled with lavender oil, in the groin. Think about that for a while, pay special attention to the words, goat, lavender oil and groin.

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