Tuesday, November 24, 2009

The worst line ever

There is a line us chaps fear more than any else. It over-shadows 'I'm pregnant', eclipses 'I want to talk about where this is going' and makes 'we need to have a talk' seem like something from a greeting card.

This line, feared by men the world over is.

'Let's just be friends'

I got hit with it last night, from Ms Pencil Skirt. She'd still like me to take her out to the Wolesley, but just as friends. Oh really.

This was after yet another day at work where I performed miracles and then got abuse. I think we can mark yesterday as one of the worst Tuesdays I've had in a long time.

On the plus side, I think I've just found a load more stand-up material.


Clair said...

Difficult for women too. I hope she didn't try to sugar it with 'but you're one of the best people I've ever met and you really understand me'(not that that's ever happened to me, oh no). Cow. Let's you and me go to the Wolseley and go Dutch, instead.

amypajamie said...